Where’s the third option where I decapitate both?
Help them save each other, watch the donkey suck her off.
This is the only acceptable answer
Making a link between zoophilia and sexual relationships with a queer person, how original!
Lemmy keeps pushing transphobic jokes to the top. It’s slithly concerning.
Slithly
I think this typo has potential.
lose lose scenario
Have you learned nothing from James T. Kirk? Let them both die, and suck your own dick.
and suck your own dick.
Not to toot my own horn…But I can actually do that to myself. I discovered that talent of mine after I fell off my bike one time.
And landed with your dick in your mouth? I’m happy for you. I could when I was younger, bit I got too phat.
I kinda tumbled down a hill
This one street in the town I grew up in had one side exposed to a steep down incline. A big garbage truck speed past me while I was in the bike lane and the gust of wind created by it put me off balance for a moment
Toot your own horn! Tee hee.
Anyway, nice cock, bro.
Drink more, then wake up with a nasty hangover, and think about how you should’ve hydrated while drinking.
Water is the universal solvent.
Can I save both but reject both offers? Because I can see value in them as very unique individuals but I’m not really into mules or women with bigger dicks than me.
Who says their dick is bigger? Maybe they have a smaller dick… would you be into it then?
You can just tell, trust me. Professional dick predictor and gait reader, worked in physical rehabilitation for years. I can also smell thyroid disease.
Hypo or hyper? Because personally, I’m not getting hyperthyroidism from that photo and I don’t know what hypothyroidism looks like.
I didn’t mean I smelt it in this image, just in general I can smell it. A bit off topic but I noticed you’re a little low on Vitamin K, is it a dietary concern or have you recently used a blood thinner?
Omg omg do me next
That is actually properly scary.
At best you can tell who’s a shower, growers still got stealth on ya.
No‽
Fuck it, i’ll save her…might clear some things up lol
I’m a degenerate, I WANT BOTH
You can only pick one.
Can I see how big they/thems cock is first?
The cocks are the same size. Huge.
I’m a sucker for a sandy she cock
Bullshit. After one dies I’m fucking it
is this the spiritual successor to the bear man thing?
Ace people: Guess you’ll die then…
I mean I’m sure some ace people like to engage in sexual activity. Sexual attraction and libido are different.
I’ve talked to an ace guy abt this and he tried to masturbate as a teen and literally couldn’t get hard. He’s into romantic stuff tho. Everybody’s different I’m sure tho
I like to think saving them but rejecting the offer might be an option.
No. That would be rude. A DICK GETS SUCKED!
Ah well sucks to suck I guess they’re doomed to die together.
I’m curious
Ehhhh I’ll save the donkey, use it to pull out the woman, and then no sexual favors will happen. They’re both gonna be carrying some shit though, free labor.
What if I save her and we go for a coffee or something?
Donkeys don’t drink coffee.
I mean it’s not every day I meet a talking donkey. So
Let me see the human from the back
