Don’t worry, children are under the control of their parents until they turn 18
Well, if you get to remove one digit a year I’ll still have my thumbs. I guess.
I’ll keep both big toes thanks!
The babies have evolved past tin foil
Can someone tak the kids away?
Or at least give them hats, too!
Could just be that her kids made it for her and she obliged them by wearing it.
Did the kids also ask her to protect herself from mind control?
Jokes aside, others have gone through her content and this is likely just satire
The tin foil isn’t protecting her from the mind control chemicals in all that makeup.
Mom brain. Judging by the ages of the kids in the image she hasn’t slept well for years.
She’s going places.
She’s going to the breakfast cereal aisle by the look of things.
And not just in costco either, sams club too.
Being free from mind control means seeing idiots wearing tinfoil hats?
I don’t want to bother checking the original, but it seems like satire to me
i did the work to validate. it definitely is, lady is pretty funny
Someone did a study at MIT about tin foil hats, and found that not only do they not screen radio interference, in some cases, can actually magnify them.
Conclusion: The helmets amplify frequency bands that coincide with those allocated to the US government between 1.2 Ghz and 1.4 Ghz. According to the FCC, These bands are supposedly reserved for ‘‘radio location’’ (ie, GPS), and other communications with satellites (see, for example, [3]). The 2.6 Ghz band coincides with mobile phone technology. Though not affiliated by government, these bands are at the hands of multinational corporations. It requires no stretch of the imagination to conclude that the current helmet craze is likely to have been propagated by the Government, possibly with the involvement of the FCC. We hope this report will encourage the paranoid community to develop improved helmet designs to avoid falling prey to these shortcomings.
MIT is obviously is trying to trick us into removing our protection!
So tinfoil hats are pushed by the mind-controllers, and those that are persuaded by this weak signal start wearing them to receive the signal more strongly and be mind-controlled more thoroughly
Exactly what the mind controllers want you to think. They want you to think they don’t work, but I know, I know the truth!
Duh. Everybody knows the only thing that works is Velostat. You cannot use any other material.
Copyright from 1999-2020. Time to start selling off-brand versions!
Correction: someone did a study at MIT about aluminum helmets, not tin foil hats. The important distinction being aluminum vs. tin.
Word to the wise: Only buy tin for your protective day wear, as it hasn’t been proven ineffective at blocking radio waves by MIT, unlike aluminum. Stay safe out there!
Quick addendum: This is a bit. Don’t come after me, Big Aluminum.
There is also steel and gold foil. Neither is great for hats, but they’re stipp options!
They could start wearing those lead vests radiologists put on you when you get an xray alongside the aluminum hats. We know those definitely block radiation at least. Maybe a combo would make it block mind control rays extra good.
If we’re in the business of blocking/absorbing signals instead of reflecting them, apparently cadmium bromide is a solid choice.
https://www.photonics.com/Articles/Common_Infrared_Optical_Materials_and_Coatings_A/a25495
“Oh…no, no, no honey, the steel hat doesn’t go with that outfit, try the gold one.”
aluminum vs. tin
isnt most if not all tinfoilj just aluminum foil these days? It’s one of the legacy terms that nobody really uses correctly anymore.
Obviously an Illuminati plot to prevent us from effectively shielding ourselves from their mind control.
oh shit, my bad.
No, your statement was 100% correct. What I’m saying is that the Illuminati were the ones who changed the material tinfoil is made of in order to make it less effective.
Correct!
That is a genius conclusion.
I was all-in on that paragraph, but then the last statement rolled into vision, and now I can’t take it seriously again.
That’s not how “POV” works.
sad tire
That’s not how satire works.
i said sad tire. wtf is satire
Not what you think it is
I looked her up. I’m pretty sure this is satire judging from the comedic nature of most of her posts.
The kids don’t have hats. Does she hate her kids??
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I’m waiting for the day someone wears a tinfoil hat specifically to protect only their head from beta radiation from something stupid like a pile of slightly radioactive rocks from a mine.
It would just be so funny to demonstrate an actual use, but not care about covering the test of your body lol.
I thought this was wholesome memes and mom did not conform to society by wearing the crown made for her by the her kid.
She might be wearing it to keep other people away and stop them from taking to her.
It really does stop the voices, just not the voices you’d expect.
I assumed she just didn’t want to argue with a toddler who desperately wanted her to wear that. I mean, pick your battles. Save the energy for a bigger one and wear a tinfoil hat. But the present thing would be much more wholesome
