I initially only installed “Comodo Firewall” but for some reason they also installed a “Comodo Dragon Browser”, which I did not consent to. I always choose the “advanced” installation to uncheck bloatware, but in this case there was none and when you try to uninstall the browser, they force you to participate in their survey otherwise you won’t be able to uninstall the software…
My laptop was bundled with McAffee’s garbage software, their uninstaller DOES NOT work. They have a tool to get rid of their software on their website but the links were down and when I finally downloaded it, it didn’t fully uninstall it. Revo uninstaller wasn’t able to get rid of it either, it’s like a rootkit! I was only able to get rid of it by contacting McAffee and talking to their tech support
Wtf, this sound super sketchy to me…
Many people have noted how the McAfee virus scanner itself behaves like a virus.
If they didn’t do this they could no longer exist.
This is why I install a fresh Windows install anytime I get a new machine. Its super easy to do and only requires a flash drive.
Buy what about the key. Won’t someone think of the keys!
I use what they call the ‘cmd trick’ and it’s never not worked.
You selected ‘other’ just select one of the predefined and you are straight out. Do you care if its the right one or not???
I do care because I don’t want to fall victim to their dark patterns and be coerced into providing them with free market research
If you lie, then the data is worthless anyways. Or even harmful to their objective.
I wouldn’t trust that uninstaller to actually uninstall any of the malware that “firewall” installed. Purge the program directories manually.
Honestly just reinstall Windows, it’ll be faster than trying to get rid of the McAfee infestation.
c/AssholeDesign
the lemmy way of linking a community is like this: !assholedesign@lemmy.world. i assume, at least, because there are supposedly other communities by the same name on different servers, so this is both unambiguous and works well for people not on the same instance as the server
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Or just fuck you with U repeating till the character limit.
Ask ChatGPT to generate long review without actually saying anything of value.
(From ChatGPT)
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Epic choice
Babe wake up, new copypasta just dropped
This is flippin great actually xD
Someone made a ChatGPT lemmy bot, forgot the username though lol. Would’ve been handy to ask it…
Title: A Meandering Exploration of Comodo Dragon Browser: A Chimerical Conundrum
Introduction:
In the intricate tapestry of the digital realm, where information surges with fervor and curiosity dances with possibility, one seeks a companion, a guide, a vessel through which to traverse the vast expanses of the internet. Enter Comodo Dragon Browser, an enigmatic entity that beckons with promises of security, speed, and serenity. Here, dear reader, we embark upon a verbose voyage, delving into the ethereal depths of this browser, attempting to unravel its enigmatic essence. Prepare yourself for a verbose reverie of words, meandering through the alleys of ambiguity, while occasionally punctuating the prose with polysyllabic gems.
Aesthetics and Design:
At first glance, Comodo Dragon Browser presents a visage that lies betwixt the ethereal and the prosaic, as if forged from the finest digital artisans of our time. Its interface, a symphony of pixels, harmonizes with the eye, bathed in a palette that dares to meld the hues of timeless elegance with the whispers of modernity. The layout, though not without its quirks, resembles a labyrinthine jigsaw puzzle, each piece interlocking with meticulous precision. Yet, beneath the facade of grandeur, one finds a maelstrom of conflicting sensibilities, resulting in a paradoxical amalgamation of charm and convolution.
Performance and Speed:
Like a sprightly stallion galloping through the verdant meadows of technological prowess, Comodo Dragon Browser embraces the mantle of swiftness with ardor. Its load times, akin to the blink of a myopic owl, are nothing short of astounding. Alas, despite its relentless quest for celerity, the browser occasionally stumbles upon obstacles, a tangled web woven by the whims of fate. This fickle dance between promptness and perplexity, though poetic in its own right, might leave the user yearning for a more consistent experience.
Security and Privacy:
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Features and Customization:
Comodo Dragon Browser, much like the mythical chameleon, adapts to the whims of its user, offering a myriad of features and customization options. From tab management to ad-blockers, from password managers to incognito modes, the browser is a cornucopia of digital tools that empowers the user with a sense of control. Nevertheless, amidst the plethora of possibilities, a confounding labyrinth emerges, an intricate mosaic of bewildering menus and options, leaving the user to navigate a convoluted path in pursuit of simplicity.
Conclusion:
In the grand tapestry of digital browsers, Comodo Dragon Browser stands as an enigmatic figure, its allure intertwined with a mosaic of contradictions. It beckons with its elegant aesthetic, tantalizes with its promise of speed and security, and captivates with its plethora of features. Yet, beneath the veneer of charm lies a complex web of ambiguity, occasionally entangling the user in a quandary of convolution. Ultimately, the choice to embark upon this esoteric expedition rests with the discerning user, who must decide whether the allure of Comodo Dragon Browser’s chimerical conundrum is a siren’s song or a symphony worth embracing.
I got be honest, that makes me want to try out Comodo Dragon Browser
I can’t believe I read the whole thing
There once was a browser called Comodo
That promised to be fast and modo
But it was so slow and full of woe
That it made its users go loco
Send them this: Comodo Dragon browser, where do I even begin? Strap in, because this is going to be a wild ride through the depths of disappointment and frustration.
Let’s start with the interface. Oh boy, where to even start? It’s like they took all the worst design elements from every other browser and threw them together in a blender without bothering to hit the “blend” button. Tabs are scattered haphazardly across the top of the window, buttons are strewn about like confetti at a clown convention, and don’t even get me started on the menu layout. It’s a maze of confusion that would make even the most seasoned navigators feel like they’re lost in the Bermuda Triangle.
But hey, maybe you can overlook the interface if the performance is decent, right? Wrong. Comodo Dragon moves at the speed of a snail stuck in molasses. Pages take ages to load, even on a high-speed connection, and once they finally do, good luck trying to scroll through them without feeling like you’re trying to push a boulder up a mountain. It’s enough to make you want to throw your computer out the window and go back to using carrier pigeons to communicate.
And then there’s the security features. Oh boy, don’t even get me started. Supposedly, Comodo Dragon offers top-of-the-line security measures to keep your data safe from prying eyes. But in reality, it’s about as effective as putting a “Beware of Dog” sign on a house with a pet goldfish. Malware scanning? Phishing protection? More like wishful thinking and crossed fingers. You’d have better luck protecting your data by writing it on a piece of paper and burying it in your backyard.
But wait, there’s more! Let’s talk about customization options. Or should I say, lack thereof. Sure, you can change the color scheme or add some fancy themes, but good luck finding anything that actually improves your browsing experience. It’s like trying to decorate a dumpster fire with sparklers - no matter how much you try to pretty it up, it’s still a dumpster fire.
In conclusion, Comodo Dragon is a dumpster fire of a browser that should be avoided at all costs. Save yourself the headache and stick with something more reliable, like banging two rocks together to communicate. At least then you won’t have to deal with the soul-crushing disappointment of trying to use this monstrosity of a browser.
no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
Conditions met
I’m glad this era of software is over. I’m really far from full stallman approval but I still never have a reason to install software like this anymore.
Use Revo uninstaller to rip every shred of it off your system.
I did so when I was uninstalling it. Great piece of software
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This is the moment where you paste in some porn fanfic.
hagrid / sorting hat is my personal favorite
Link please
“UwU What’s this!?” full copypasta
Why did i look this up, why did i
Tags: mpreg, gore, scat, every other cursed tag
Hope you wrote “fuck you” in at least 20 languages
I’d write “fuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyou”
Faceroll
My response would be “This must be illegal under GDPR”
What makes you think this? There’s no “Right to uninstall software”.
You could fill the report with loads of sensitive personal information and then report them…
…for handling information that you volunteered?
Doesn’t matter if you volunteered it, they still have to treat it responsibly.
Wait a minute, you’re saying that in every web input field I develop, I have to create checks to make sure the entered value isn’t personal data? Boy, that will add quite a bit of work.
If you hold any data about people in Europe then that falls under GDPR, regardless of what the data is. It does get more complex if they data is sensitive or confidential.
I’ll defend everybody’s right to run Arch or Manjaro then they are in full control of what software runs on their kernel.
Not sure about GDPR, but where I live there actually is the right to uninstall software. In fact, Apple got sued and lost for not allowing downgrading iOS versions.
They lost? Do you have a source? I don’t think you can downgrade e.g iOS 16 to 14 on supported devices?
