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I prefer Coca-Cola for my bidet, it helps clean and gives you a nice tingling sensation.
“Is Pepsi okay?”
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The bubbles help with that extra clean feel
Fuck you if you try to tell me your bidet only has Pepsi products.
A sprite bidet would either be the best or worst experience of your life
You haven’t lived till you used an effervescent soda water bidet, top it off with a quick spritz of lime, and dry off by wiping with a fresh warm tortilla!
Puts a whole new spin on this old ad!
Never push Q…
Well actually 🤓 according to wikipedia q means tonic or squash and i like both up my ass
Squirt? Because pumpkin spice soda is just a little too far…
Squirt? Because pumpkin spice soda is just a little too far…