hells yes think she could
I should call her
I should ask her how it’s hanging
She’d just slap you with it you know
Yes, that’s her alright.
And why I should call her.
I don’t know, but I guarantee they’ve at least tried.
The meme my fet needed
✊ TO THE SEARCH MACHINE!
Rule 34, don’t you fail me now!!
Based on random deviant art from just logging in you wont be disappointed.
Do you think she can extend it enough for fuck bois to find it?
We’re they even looking?
Do you really think that they still have sex after what they were after?
More importantly:
The only reason they hooked up in the first place was that her powers allowed her to take that Incredidick™ without dying.
It’s the, ah, finish that’s the danger.
Basically this:
(I’m sorry)
Before you even get to the …catastrophic finish, Every thrust would be a danger of either getting thrown across the room or getting crushed, unless you’re…
… flexible.
It wouldn’t be pegging then, would it?
I’ve been thinking about it for several days, and have come to the conclusion that Elastigirl could indeed grow a dick. As shown in multiple scenes, she can stretch any part of her body to make it many times larger. Based on what she has done, it should be no problem for her to extend her genitals into a penis. This brings us to the second discussion point. Mr. Incredible has super-strength, and more importantly, super endurance. This means that his wife could easily expand her dick to several yards in length. The problem of fitting in into Bob’s tight asshole could easily be solved by inserting it while small, and ballooning up afterwards. I think the writers made them have these Specific powers on purpose. It seems unlikely that it is a coincidence that Helen has the ability to grow a massive dick, and her husband just so happens to have an indestructible anus. Therefore I conclude that not only does Elastigirl have the biggest dick in the world, she bones Mr. Incredible with it on a regular basis. And because it is a girl and a guy, it is by definition, not gay
I appreciate the effort you put into writing this. Not the result, but at least the effort.
Fuckin QED, mate
Please invite me to the defense of the thesis, I’ll sit in the back and ask relevant questions that you can answer easily and allows you to show off your intellectual prowess at the same time.
What the fuck did I just read?
The abstract for OP’s PHD thesis.
Art.
everyday we stray further from god
She could, but it would be hard to keep it hardened long enough or tough enough for it to be used that way. She’s not a fucking pokemon after all…
She turned herself into a motorboat
But not for motorboating purposes.
Just for regular boating purposes.
fucking pokemon
I got distracted
Speaking of Vaporeon…
Horrible day to have eyes
Cause they’ll never get to see her do this?
Not with that attitude
Gift
This will be very useful in the future in, tysm!
(opens Blender with malicious intent)
Curiosity made me click but having to sign up made me back out so now I’ll never know
I serve the soviet union o7
Me IRL
you shouldnt ask questions you already know the answer to
I know I couldn’t do this on Reddit but can I delete someone else’s post on Lemmy?
Yes.
Step 1: Host an instance
Step 2: Delete a post
I like Lemmy better already.
Hehehehe I can do that
