Now we need to find the poster who wanted to hold it in for three days and see if there has been a cognitive decline… for science
This shit post is a shit post. Perfection.
This post is full of shit.
I’m sick of all this enshittification, unless it’s about real shit
Shitception
Compared with people who pooped once a day, constipated participants had significantly worse cognition equivalent to three years more of chronological cognitive aging, the authors found. Increased risk was also found among those who pooped more than twice daily, though these higher odds were small.
Not pooping often enough? Jail. Pooping too often? Believe or not, also jail
I tried to upvote your comment twice… I’m stupid maybe I don’t poop enough
My 3-year-old niece is chronically constipated, so I think this must mean she’s as smart as a 6-year-old.
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Linked to cognitive IMPROVEMENT, research finds (probably)
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kind of obvious to say ig but correlation =/= causation. for ex: fiber, (the plant material in our diets that is undigestable by us, but is digestible by the healthy bacteria in our intestines) both leads to a healthy “gut microbiome” while having the side effect of making your poops bigger and softer, such that it is easier for your intestines to push it through your digestive system.
Still, in case anyone was wondering, you are supposed to be pooping, aka “having bowel movements”
once every day2-3 times every day. If you aren’t that regular, you may need to eat more beans & grains and less processed foods & meatsyou are supposed to be pooping, aka “having bowel movements” once every day.
Citation needed, pretty sure this is long outdated. Afaik, anything from 3 times a day to once every three days is fine.
Can confirm, I poop 3 sometimes even 4 times a day and I’m literally the smartest person I know
People who live on the toilet: UNLIMITED POWER!
I moved my entire computer desk into the bathroom for this reason. My productivity has never been better.
Exactly what I’ve heard from our pediatrician when talking about baby pooping. When someone reaches a certain age anything between 3 days and 3 times a day is OK, as long as it looks as a normal poo
CORRECTION: Ideal pooping frequency is actually 2-3 times a day, not 1 time a day, I was originally wrong https://nutritionfacts.org/video/flashback-friday-how-many-bowel-movements-should-you-have-should-you-sit-lean-or-squat/
Normal frequency is between 3 per day to 3 per week, but normal doesn’t necessarily mean healthy. Populations eating high enough fiber diets to reach that 2-3 times a day number have 1/50th the rate of heart disease, gallstones, and appendicitis, 1/25th the rate of diverticulitis, hemorrhoids, varicose veins, and hiatal hernia, and 1/10th the rate of colon cancer
When else are you gonna doomscroll
Shitpost taken literally
Is this being posted here because of the user who didn’t poop for 3 days?
When that burrito plug came loose, my brain started working again in bliss. I believe!
OP’s making anti-shitposts… Get him!
Thanks to my anti-rejection meds (or one of the other meds I take along with them) my poop has been easy peasy. Like soft serve.
This surely makes me a fucking genius
If a genie ever gives me three wishes, one of them will be that I never have to use the bathroom again. I hate every second of it. Maybe the cognitive decline is worth avoiding pooping so often.
It is, I only poop every other day max and its glorious.
You lucky bastard.
Born to shit, forced to wipe
Don’t let them tell you what to do brother
This wish seems ripe for an evil genie to just cause you to fall over dead on the spot and say “well technically…”
Just my luck…
So what does it mean when you poop 8 times a day?
You may be on the path to unlock the ability to use 100% of your brain!