This is Medici, where they speak Interligua, a sort of blend of Spanish, Catalan, French, and Italian and where the world’s largest natural source of bavarium was found. I remember reading about the revolution a few years ago that ousted the dictatorship that got powerful on the back of Bavarium mining. The US was caught blatantly supporting both sides, but the revolutionaries won and now they are a democracy again.
Bavarium for making donut filling right?
Canadian, some think we are american enough for most situations.
Is it Greece?
Im gonna go check, but thats my answer right now
Yes it’s Greece 🇬🇷, not bad!
Loli need to pay more attention to what community a post is in before i reply
Loli
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Atlantis was here all along.
Okay so geography is my second worst subject, but I’m about 60% sure that’s not real.
EUROPEAN EYES ONLY - TOP SECRET
it isnt
So New Zealand then? Got it!
This map is fake, Listenbourg isn’t even here.
U.S. Ambassador To Bulungi Suspected Of Making Country Up
https://theonion.com/u-s-ambassador-to-bulungi-suspected-of-making-country-1819564610/
U.S. Shocked Andorra Not In Africa
Few have talked about the Irafi miracle:
That is a very old article, i had no idea the onion had existed that long.
The fact that blew my mind is, they were a print publication long before they were online.
I use to get the actual newspaper in the early 2000s, I miss those days
They were free! You could just take them! It was amazing!
See parent comment, they are back :o
They’re starting to print them again I think
Apparently yes: https://membership.theonion.com/
I’ve always wanted to have a physical copy and apparently through this weekend they have 1y for $60, so fuck it, signed up. It sounds like they just restarted offering the print version? Message post-signup says start sending them for the Oct issue.
Maybe this is this Yugoslavia I’ve been hearing about. I can never find it on the map.
I’ll give you a nickel if you say it out loud.
Yugothesenuts got em
Yougoslobmynuts HA
I mean, you made up a whole continent. Why stop there?
This genuinely got me. I’m from the UK, so I know Europe roughly, but looking at the image I spent way to long trying to figure out what it could be until I realised it was a joke… I’m not a smart woman.
I thought Catalonia finally separated but then the shape was weird…
why the fuck would an american know anything about the geograpgy of europe? We’re not invading them anytime soon who gives a fuck?
all of a sudden everyone knew what a Crimea was around 2014
Circa 1853.
No kidding, I’m tired of people acting like I’m an idiot because I don’t have the European countries and their positions on the world map memorized. It’s a continent I’m unlikely to ever visit, why would I need to know these things?
“Europeans know these things about America, why don’t you learn them about Europe?”
I never asked y’all to learn about my country. I’m not gonna judge you if you can’t pinpoint Sedgwick County, KS on a map. I live here, I have plenty of reason to know it. Someone living in Avignon doesn’t
euro heads don’t understand the sheer scale and basedness of america, the entire american country covers the entire geographical region of basically ALL of europe collectively. It is quite literally a country on the scale of no other country.
Except for maybe russia, but thats mostly ice so nobody cares.
I mean, that didn’t stop kids from going to fight in Iraq.
there’s a reason our voting age is the same as a military enlistment age
Maybe if Norway had more brown people to go with the oil America might have more interest in it lol
It’s… Narnia, right? Kind of a bitch to get to, though…
I’m fairly certain that’s Atlantis.
I’ve played enough Crusader Kings II to be 70% sure that country doesn’t exist
Lolol, was about to post that I played enough hoi4 to know what the south of France looks like
It’s probably from a mod.
Sprance, duh!
Oh I thought it was Frain
Guys, guys, it’s clearly Fronaco!
Fronaco, Enclave of Mance
That’s Florin, it used to be divided by two countries, Florin and Guilder, but there was this horrible kidnapping incident which led to a revolution which merged the two.
William Goldman wrote the definitive book on the topic.
