“WHAT WAS HE HIDING?”
Well, meatballs, obviously.
Six of them.
He knew his wife “wasn’t gonna be hungry,” and would “share,” his meatballs. The man just needed to get full first, so he wasn’t starving after.
WHAT WAS HE HIDING?
The reason for his obesity?
Ball is life
Inflating the bill so when they get the check he can be like “Holy hell! That’s way more expensive than I thought. We might not be able to come here again.” And save money by not going out to a restaurant ever again.
looks at bill
9 MEATBALLS?
We only had three
IKR? She she wouldn’t look at the bill. “I sense a disturbance in the force…”
1 “Wife’s entree”
3 “Meatballs Order”
He’s cheating on his diet, as others mentioned. I feel like you should be able to just talk to your wife about going off diet once in a while…
Some people suck though. Dude would probably catch hell from his wife Karen.
Maybe he was unhealthy obese
Eh someone who gives their SO hell for not sticking to their diet is not necessarily “Karen”, it’s unnecessary to frame it this way
Probably he’s on a diet and his wife won’t let him eat more than 1 order of meatballs.
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She’s gonna complain about the bill.
But it’ll probably show 3 orders of meatballs, and she saw him get 3 meatballs. He just has to keep her from looking too closely
That’s why he says “I think I’ll try the meatballs.” You just solved the mystery. Now he has plausible deniability. I hope they have security cameras.
Imagine all the time this guy saves by typing like he’s doing it with his fucking face
b4
That’s a bingo!
It’s sorta greentext-like
He’s an amateur, he typed out “ate” instead of using “8”!
But what is he hiding?
WHAT WAS HE HIDING
That he wanted six extra meatballs?
Maybe it’s a trick question.
Like maybe he was hiding a corpse in the trunk of his car, which he murdered by slitting their throat with Occam’s razor.
Gout, probably
I don’t know why i’m a fat diabetic
Big bones and bad genes, clearly
She isn’t going to order her own meatballs and is going to pick off his plate. He wanted to make sure he got to eat his fill without sharing.
What happened to communicating with your partner
This is non verbal communication.
You’re not married, are you? Eating something off your plate is communication.
6 yr relationship, never planned to marry, in case it matters. The lack of communication I was talking about was him eating ahead of time in secret rather than telling his wife that sharing would mean that they’d need more food in order for him to have enough.
I mean the guy could have legitimately told her about the meatballs, yet thought it was funny to say he would “try” them knowing the waiter knew full well they already had them twice.
Queue them laughing on the way home and her finding it to be a cute quirk that he likes to confuse waiters with such.
I’ve literally done exactly this
Found the meatballs guy
Well, with my fiancée it’s diet coke
Yeah, don’t want to be loading up on soda calories when there’s meatballs to be eaten!
Joey doesn’t share food!
He knows his wife likes the meatballs, but isn’t going to order her own, so he eats two, claims he’s stuffed, and let’s her have the last one.
He actually is stuffed, because the ones she saw him eat were actually numbers 7 & 8 and she’s happy because she gets a meatball without ordering extra food.
So wholesome!
That’s a good theory.
Maybe he wanted to be sure he tried and ordered the best item so that it would impress her.
