Burn what after you have perspired heavily in and introduce it to the food or drink of a man?!?
I gave my partner cheese and we’ve been together for almost ten years, this is probably true.
I’m sorry but I must downvote because this has been reposted to hell and back for literally 10 years on every platform known to humanity.
We are all your age with your memories. You found the secret, congratulations!
Thank God I kept all the left shoes as a token!
(This is a joke)
Book written by Charlie Kelly
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I need the text highlighted please, I’ve no idea what anyone is talking about…
You cant just post something wild and not provide a source, I want to read this book.
Looks like “The Complete Book of Magic and Witchcraft” by Kathryn Paulsen.
I couldn’t verify it but that’s the name I found too.
Edit: goddamn a used mass market paperback copy is $50 on eBay. Nevermind I guess I won’t be getting burned at the stake.
Good old archive.org to the rescue
Still though, I’ve never been a big fan of ebooks. As terminally online as I am, I’ve never been able to get into it.
Just a different vibe I guess
Here is the page:
that got a lot worse in the 2nd sentence
Not with that attitude.
What!? Witchcraft? Magic? I don’t believe in that bullshit, but you most definitely can win a woman’s heart with cheese. That’s just a scientific fact.
I hope some insane person has tried all these things.
That would attract far too many women.
I always just pick up one of those double-packs of condoms and cheese on date night. You know, the no-Babybel Bundle.
“Baby, stop running. I have muenster!”
If she’s running she doesn’t know what muenster is If she does know what it is and still runs, shes possibly insane and you are both better off
That whole page is full of wild shit.
So you’ve tried these techniques and they didn’t work? Or have you not tried them at all?
Bro tried them all but has skill issue
woe is bro
Keep her fascinated even longer with some Himalayan chewy cheese!
I think this can work with men too. I know this because I am a man and love cheese. I love cheese so much that I go through the pain of being lactose intolerant just to eat me some of that cheese.
And here I thought I had to share her interests and perform thoughtful acts. Cheat code unlocked.
I mean, if you have a shared interest in cheese this probably counts as a thoughtful act.
