This vampire joke doesn’t suck as much as usual
That’s a grave insult.
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What in the clusterfucked Google search is that?
No way I’m clicking on that!What in the clusterfucked Google search is that?
You have no reason to be using URL shorteners in a marked up link, but thanks for the thought.
See, Dad jokes!
seadad jokes
Yeah! I’m seeing them all over this thread!
Vampires will even admit they suck.
“Vhut? I do!”
So, most people are evil then??
Or can they not reflect and have lost the perception of good and evil?
There’s a lot of sensical lore to vampires, and hints/details in the lore if you look for it, you absolutely should!
Thanks dad.
Thank goodness it wasn’t the son.
burn!
I hate all of you so much right now
Can you truly be evil though if you can’t tell the right from wrong?
Evil is the state of being without the grace of God. His grace may save someone from evil, but by a any reasonable definition of morality those without His grace are evil, whether they’re aware of it and reject it or not, as all good flows from Him. (I don’t believe any of this.)
No, that’s sin. Evil is causing suffering for no reason other than the lulz.
Isn’t it evil enough that you don’t avoid evil actions? Is it necessary to take it a step further by intentionally favoring evil actions or even restricting yourself to exclusively evil behaviors.
This has been solved by modern technology.
Mirrors in the olden days were made with silver, and because silver is the good pure metal it refuses to reflect the evil vampires, hence the lack of reflection.
Modern mirrors lack silver so they will reflect vampires just like everyone else!
Great now you tell me
Have I been a vampire this whole time?