• werefreeatlast@lemmy.world
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    What about just a nice hole in the wall with very smooth surfaces. You get Johnny in there, you do your thing, then press the flush button to feel a torrential amount of water just decimate the living piss out of whatever is left off your scrotum? Or you know, gentle flush that cleans you.

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    3 months ago

    This reminds me of my old phone. I downloaded a podcast on it that had a shock-opener and for some reason was always “the next thing” the sound/music player wanted to play. So many times, by accidental touch inputs or clicking the headphone button, or the like, my phone would randomly scream: "WHO DOESN’T LIKE TO PEE IN THE SINK!?!?!”

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    For the ladies, its just a regular sink and you sit backwards into it

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    3 months ago

    this is actually the wrong design.
    what we need are urinals but with a faucet on top. you go and then you wash your hands into the urinal.

    same concept but designed for different sized people.

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        I searched “Japanese urinal” with safesearch off.
        This was a mistake.

        Anyway, among all these disgusting images I do not see a urinal with a faucet on top, so no.

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                the fuck do you mean read better? we’re talking about my own fucking idea for a toilet.

                i specificied urinal. read better.

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                  And they compared your idea to toilets in Japan, then you got upset because it wasn’t literally identical to your idea.

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    I had a discussion with friends and realized to my surprise that everyone urinates in the washbasin on the train. They said it was more hygienic. Which is even kind of true, because no man sits down on the train anyway…

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    The only reason I’m not pissing in my sink at home is that I accidentally installed it a bit too high.

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    This design negates the overflow hole. The hole needs to be lower, or it needs to be made for people with smaller hogs

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        No one wants to clean potentially pissy water from the bathroom floor. It’s bad enough I have to clean my piss dribbles off the floor now

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      This design is stupid because the whole thing could be lower. The water is gonna escape at the new hole heigh anyway.

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    In all seriousness, you’d have to clean it very frequently to keep the smell under control. Don’t ask how I know.

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      Everyone knows after you pee in a sink you gotta wash a bunch of water down after. At least I hope they do.

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          Haha. Good one.

          Anyone reading this and doesn’t know: bleach and quantity ammonium compounds or other amine-containing compounds (urea) can create chloramine gas (which is just as bad as chlorine gas (it technically does make chlorine gas, but reacts with amines to make chloramine gas). Which is deadly in enclosed places in sufficient concentration. Not sure how much would be made with urine, but ammonia and bleach mixing has killed people (and still does)

          Moral of the story: don’t mix cleaners unless you know exactly what you’re doing.

          This has been my Ted Talk.

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      also everyone thinks this is a good idea imagining it at their penises height, ignoring the fact that human heights vary a TON and having a piss spot where short people can access and tall people can wash hands is impossible