One major difference: bankruptcy is real.

It’s worth mentioning that in Luke, the earliest Gospel, there was originally no mention of Jesus appearing to anyone after his death.. The women went to the tomb, found it empty, a man dressed in white announced that Jesus had risen, and the women went away, too afraid to tell anyone what they had seen.

It makes so much sense - Original Sin, aka the “sin of Adam” (cuz Eve didn’t count, being a mere woman, even though she ate the apple first and then convinced Adam to) was somehow a stain on all our souls, even though we weren’t alive at the time and had nothing to do with it, for which God barred all of humanity from Heaven. But then God sent his son (who was also him cuz Holy Trinity) to be crucified as a sacrifice - to Himself - which redeemed us so he changed his mind and let us into heaven after all. And this super-logical plan was hatched by the same mind that created all the intricate orderliness of nature and the universe. Well alrighty then, sounds good, sign me up.