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This is blatantly false. Chuck Norris wasn’t born, he got tired of wearing his mother.

I thought Chuck Norris was supposed to be all powerful? Why would he be transphobic, that’s pretty insecure? He shouldn’t feel threatened by any identities.

The way I heard it Chuck Norris went back in time and is now his own father AND his own mother.