death is wasted on the dead
e. i was indeed wet when i had this thought
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As someone with a crippling disease that forces downtime upon them let me tell you, it’s not as nice as it sounds.
I always think if I became a vampire the best thing would be laying down for a nice thousand year torpor.
Ok but the back issues after laying down that long would be insane.
if you were human.
That might be a fair point, I don’t know about vampire anatomy.
its surprisingly similar to fairy anatomy and unicorn anatomy.
