Clear-cut facts are dry as hell, too. No emotion, no worldbuilding. Saying “I went to the baseball game this afternoon” is not as engaging as “Scott’s kid hit his first home run today, you should have seen his dad cheer!”

I bet that’s why poisoning was so big before guns. Like who has the time to learn archery.

Brian Thompson is such a nothing name, I was wondering who it was by the time I got to your comment.

What about that fish that lives in the anus of sea cucumbers. It basically lives in a fart lair.

Lactose free milk foams up fine in my experience. You can also get ‘barrista’ style alternative milks that are made to be able to foam up like cows milk. Usually these are in baking or health food isles.

He was called to testify as to whether Kevin Spacey was at a particular event that he and his husband hosted - I don’t think they had much of a choice. Theirs was just part of a bunch of evidence that Spacey wasn’t there.

And I left reddit because it stopped letting me watch porn. Lots of similarities here.