We did: https://social.overheid.nl/about (Dutch)

Gotcha ✔️

My wife is pregnant. In her last month now. The discomfort and sacrifices woman go through… I’ve been joking that if it were men being the ones going through pregnancy, we would’ve perfected incubating the fetus in a machine or something decades ago. Also, 12 months of paid paternity leave, at the minimum. I’m not sure I’m joking…

BUT YOU’RE FLYING! You are sitting in a chair. In the air!!! You’re like a Greek god right now… YOU ARE FLYING!!

I swear the Wright brothers would kick us all in the cunt right now if they knew… “Hey Orville, they’re gonna make us wait on the runway a bit.” “O shit, it hardly seems worth it then.”