It’s true, my great great grandfather ate bread.

Is he alive? No. Coincidence? I think not.

Can’t outrun the fork, fatty.

Caloric deficit > killing yourself on a treadmill

Weight loss is just math.

How infallible you think the Quran and Bible are is almost directly connected to whether or not you believe them to be written with any sort of continuity or purpose, which kinda makes it really goddamn hard to know what someone thinks a passage represents.

The range is all the way from:

“This group of ignorant goat fuckers called theirs Allah”

To

“God spoke to them and said its name was Allah.”

Guess it depends on who’s holding the hook and doing the defending.

I know, I just really don’t give a shit or think that anything I do has anything to do with whether Amazon succeeds or fails, and my focus right now is more on the ivermectin brainworms and my mom’s healthcare than getting a pair of socks. Guess it’s a perspective thing.

Priorities!

I can’t help pay the wages of poor Amazon employees if I don’t buy from Amazon.

Nah, I buy the cheap shit and just clone it. When it pops, I’ll grab another one. Name brands are for suckers.

“I didn’t have a party but I found out who my friends were.”

life gave him lemons!

You’re right.

You’re all fucked too.

Bought my hard drives when he won.

If you weren’t panicking, you should’ve been.

attempting to agree with Che while reading wikipedia

"Yes, no, yes, hell no, FUCK NO, NO FUCKING WAY, EVER, Oh, cool! Hell no!*

I’ve never read about a person that I so much agreed with yet… disagreed with at the same time.

I haven’t been to a Subway since the first time I went to a Subway.

It’s like if every other sandwich shop was 200% worse, and the same price and everyone hated their lives.

Wrong sandwich shop died, Quiznos. Should’ve been these fuckers.

Still a murderer

makes a seat at his table for this ““murderer””

They punched another one out of the bubble pack.

Hottest on record, I hear!

Let’s watch just how nice conservatives are to their reps when someone puts gun control on them.

I’ve kinda always wanted to see it.

We 100% do.

My christian mother can’t wait for society to burn and Jesus to come back.

Let it. Fucking hell. I’m so tired of protecting these fucking idiots. Good riddance.

You know. Just turn it off entirely.

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Is it comically accurate to 1950’s cartoons in how it incapacitates a person?

None of those things seem particularly terrible.

and your accusation is pathetic.