Not to mention cabbages.

They’re good for those times when, you know, you want to eat 2,000 of something.

I know that Crowder is a right-wing shit-stirrer, and I’ve seen the meme a million times. Never had any idea that it was him in the picture.

That description landed me on “Boomer Pete Davidson” which isn’t that far off.

The foundations of my French were built on puzzling out the backs of shampooing bottles while sitting on the crapper, pre-internet.

If you accidentally upvote yourself on another platform, you could go blind.

There was an interesting conversation about this meme on that other website once. Once transporters got biofilters (TNG era, iirc), you could presumably use them to defecate and deurinate the body during transport. Not only would it prevent unsightly messes in the transporter room in cases like this, but it would probably give you a little spring in your step after a tiring away mission.

The 125 downvotes is pretty remarkable.

I’m reading it on startrek.website, so, I, just, read, it, like, Kirk.

I’ve seen some Scottish and Irish comedians who lean into that ‘r’ like they’re trying to kick a potato to Portugal.