Can you drop me your home address? I just want to talk real quick

Yes, you’re the only one in the world. The chose one. The boy who survived.

How the fuck facebook boomers found this place?

Lmao, shit-tier trolling

Probably yeah, but also less stressful would be to plan your exotic seaside resort vacation in two years, when the little spawn of satan is not prone to crying for reasons classified.

We all have families…

You can have holidays in the same country that you live you know… Since you have a small child, it would be best to take care of him, instead of flying around in planes

Lol, allright let me just sit with my fucking toddler right next to you in a 6 hour flight. I coud’ve just waiter two years until he’s old enough to not cry at random shit to take him to Spain, but fuck ya’ll. I’m not locked in here with you, you’re locked in here with me and my toddler

Were you forced to have kids at gunpoint?

Logical solution to this is to wait until your kid grows up a little bit and stops crying for no fucking reason. You can still travel with your toddler if you really want to, but use your own car. I don’t get the reason to take a kid this young, to travel with you, since he’s not going to remember anything anyway