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When I thread it between my gleaming moist teeth.
When I thread it between my gleaming moist teeth.
God damned fat cats out here gobbling up these GILFs.
I updooted both of you.
Just do it already.
I’m just happy they’re doing okay.
LOL. Perfect. Thank you.
I was going to say, “We should go back to killing people,” but then thought better of it. We should start killing shitty people.
“But who will decide who is shitty?”
“That’s the fun! Anyone!”
“But then I won’t know who I can be shitty around!”
“And then?”
“I would have to be a moderately less shitty person.”
“Yeah …”
“But what if someone starts killing random people without cause?”
“Sounds pretty shitty. Kill them.”
“But what about the innocent people who are harmed?”
“Let’s not pretend to start caring, now that your head is on the block.”
“What if someone kills you?”
“I’ll be dead. I won’t have to deal with these shitty people anymore.”
“Why not just kill yourself?”
“Because I believe that my life has meaning and that I am helping people.”
“But what if someone thinks that the meaning you have selected is shitty?”
“Again, I will be dead.”
“So how can we know what is and isn’t shitty behavior?”
“It’ll work itself out if we maintain the system with some degree of fidelity.”
“This would just create a society where literally person would have to agree on what it means to be shitty.”
“Yeah, that would be dope.”
“This is horrifying and short sighted.”
“Yeah. Pretty on-brand for people.”
“Yep.”
“Yep.”
You guys can’t sleep in jeans? From my perspective, you are the weirdos.
Damn. Now it’s that forever I guess.
That’s some battery life on that phone.
I mean, at least it will keep fresh in that time rift.
Mustard Plug - Mr. Smiley
Being able to turn the end of my dick into a water balloon is all the substantive utility I require, sir.
Holy shit.
I still quote this like it came out yesterday.
Yes. They are all shitty.
Yeah, because they are genocidal lunatics.
Censorship and restraint from the government. This isn’t that, so the consequences are not covered.
Nobody disagrees with that. People do disagree with “Israel has the right to conduct genocide against the Palestinians.”