I was wondering why my mind automatically tried to read this as poetry

I’m in group chats that often devolve into 2-3 talking about something between themselves. While I’m busy with other things I’m not interested in being distracted every single time something is said because I think the notification might be something that requires attention. Once I have some free time I may be interested in going back to see what was said, but if I know they’re going off and I don’t want to hear about it at the moment I’d like the conversation to automatically mute for a short period of time.

The assumption is that by that point I am aware of the messages and have chosen to ignore them for the time being. There is no need to notify me because I’ve already been notified

I don’t know why in 2023 we still can’t debounce notifications. It should be simple to say if I get 3 messages in the same conversation in 120 seconds, silence the conversation for an hour.

Except his gigantic eyes

That was my thought at first. I think what they mean by “something a third-world person would like to complain about” is more like “someone from a third world country wishes they had those kinds of problems instead of the ones they do”

As mentioned above, these probably are malware depending on your standards. It just came from Samsung or their carrier

Being an Apple fanboy is up to you, but I have to say that Apple and Samsung are not the only options. Android has many manufacturers with their own spin on things. Samsung’s spin happens to suck

https://youtu.be/UlCYFh8U2xM

Only video I found