One year of beans and jeans. Here’s to many more!

Happy cake day, twin. I guess June 12th is like the baby boom for lemmy

So, I’ve been on lemmy.world since I joined last year and everyone’s saying it’s too big. Lemmy.ml is the next-largest so I’m conflicted. What do?

Are they not smoking Virginia Slims these days?

I’m not sure where I read dark souls 4. It’s very late here in the US…

Seath the Scaleless caused me actual trauma.

Looks like it got scraped from an Onion article.

You’re really bad at this - seriously, it’s sad.

No, it’s low-effort rage baiting so I conflate it with trolling. That’s why I said “troll harder” lol

Jeez, troll harder dude. Pathetic attempt.

You’re talking out your ass. Do some research on David Icke, the dude who started the whole lizard people thing. Dude is an antisemite.

The article (correctly) names David Icke within the second paragraph or so. That dude popularized the “lizard people” thing and he is EXTREMELY antisemitic. This the whole point of a dogwhistle; it leaves room for plausible deniability. See also: Alex Jones.

So, sorry friend, try again.

Found the AI

I saw a recent clip of him somewhere the other day and thought he was Alex Jones for a second. The roids have not been kind to him, I can’t imagine what he’ll look like in his 70’s

Think about it this way, sushi chefs know how to prepare raw fish safely in the same way any other chef knows how to prepare cooked meats safely. The risk is the same.

I’ve been eating sushi for 30 years, and the only time I’ve had food-poisoning I got it from a rotisserie chicken.

I’ve been on the internet since AOL free trials, and this is among the top ten worst things I’ve seen. Congratulations.

My god, that copy makes me want to vomit. It reads like it was written by an executive in a coke bender.

Community Points are the first step towards a better future for online communities. In order to be truly independent from platforms like Reddit, communities need to be owned by their members in ways that platforms cannot take away. With the advent of blockchain technology, we now have a way to establish this freedom in a decentralized and secure way.

I can almost hear the zoom call they brainstormed this shit in. This is some PragerU level slime. “Crypto Currency will grant users autonomy that they would otherwise never possess!” Right, anything that can’t be bought has no value. Oh THANK YOU for creating this system where everything is tied to crypto, so we can experience real community again! Finally my voice can be heard. Not like that horrible, communistic, voting system that counts every user equally.

I don’t know, I thought you wanted to.

There, house. There, castle.

I’m with you, I was totally on board until the reply.