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The average person has one boob and one testicle.

It’s a sailboat!

Wow a Zardoz reference. Well met, Friend.

Is that a gun that is also a penis? Or is it a gun that shoots penises as ammo?

It’s what I imagine goblin cum tastes like. Fucking vile.

Demolition edition? I’ma need SIX seashells for this.

It’s incredibly difficult to find anything at Target, especially gender-neutral hygiene products since they hard-segregated hygiene into men’s and women’s. Just give me regular ass bar soap.
My partner was looking for coffee and looked all over the tea section and nope, naturally coffee belongs next to the liquor and red vines.
I hate going to Target, but I still take it over Walmart. At least I don’t feel dirty shopping at Target.

Only 6 fingers this time.

Profiting?

God forbid I Google for information about anything that may be a product for sale, because all I’ll get is shopping links. It’s super annoying.

I’d eat it.

I’m using the internet.

less than three

I have had a 3 day weekend of the same clothes with no shower. I stink. Tomorrow I fly home. I have a middle seat in a very packed airplane. I just ate a lot of refried beans. This is going to be a fun flight.

Learned that the hard way while stationed in Japan where their power is 50 Hz. The clock lost 10 minutes every hour.

It’s funny how this wasn’t a problem back in the days before customers were expected to act as unpaid employees.

I’m loving my Asus Zenfone 9.
Great battery life
3.5mm headphone jack
Great specs
5G