Lara Croft quietly snickering in the back of the room.

What’s Lemmy?

Oh please let Steward Health Care find out about this.

Surely this leopard won’t eat my face.

Is there a GoFundMe where I can donate for buying their tickets?

I think not

Can confirm.

Great. After that, can we teach the adults, too?

Quick, how can we convince Musk to relocate Tesla HQ to Vietnam?

All of Donald Trump’s previous defense lawyers blink in surprise

Sinky McSinkerface

Well now you have just gone too far.

Ore not.

If you’ll be my bodyguard, I can be your long lost pal.

Stop telling me what to do, Mom!

Almost feels a little too special.

Wait, my 6th grade English teacher was a racist? That explains a lot.