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JUST
DO IT
Hell, make it 100%.
All countries
100% import taxes on all ICE
Make people demand EVs
Motivate countries to produce in-country.
Located on Deck 6, Room 2054. Mass evacuation site for decks 5-10.
I’m someone’s favorite.
JUST
DO IT
Hell, make it 100%.
All countries
100% import taxes on all ICE
Make people demand EVs
Motivate countries to produce in-country.
Lol ain’t that the truth.
But I also don’t do any of that for a job, so I doubt my boss will agree!
What if I can operate several different types of forklifts, reach trucks, skid steers, and an excavator, but I’m not “certified”?
And if you take a hit to performance (you will) you might get fired! And then all that was for nothing.
Honestly I think if that happened to me I’d fire the building. From existence.
“Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice”
What do you even do if your office gets burned and melted by a volcano? Do you take a week “off” and all meet up in a new space? Do you look for a new job? Like damn, if the warehouse I work in burned down I’d be completely out of a job unless I can move 1,000 miles away.
Then you get to NewGame++, try to skill your way through, then they pull out surprise moves, are a lot faster, and mock your pitiful attempts to damage them.
And this isn’t even their final form.
ng+7
Do… Do people care what the REAL scarlet Johansson, Jennifer Aniston or Elton John have to say about Ukraine defending itself and it’s people against a fascist invasion?
I mean, I find their stuff entertaining, sure, but like… Why would I listen to their tactical analysis in the first place?
Oh no, not again.
Please drink Verification Can.
More like “we can never know the TRUE purpose of the broken column, but due to its obvious penis shape, it is widely accepted to have been religious or ceremonial in nature”
Edit: which now I’m wondering if that was the original meme
I’m sorry for all the dolly fans out there, but I have a confession… I don’t care for her music.
But I will defend this woman simply because her charity work alone makes her deserving of much more.
And I know I don’t even know half of what she does.
So if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go sharpen up my torches and light my pitchforks, because ain’t nobody dissing dolly Parton around me.
It is whackamole, but every time you smash a mole, the next ones are much smaller and spread farther apart.
My wife insists that broccoli is disgusting.
I like it. It’s not like super flavorful or anything, but I’ll roast and salt a little broccoli for something to add to my fettuccine. She always passes and refuses to even try it.
More for me.
Is it still a feminine urge if I’m a dude?
And can I bring my wife? She’d love the big creepy castle AND the queen-of-the-dead vibe.
“so what are you in for?”
“I wrote my tag on an important wall. You?”
“I murdered my entire family when my wife overcooked my fish”
“I can tell we will be friends, we’re birds of a feather.”
Honestly a 40k fine for me might as well be life-ending. Possibly self-inflicted, depending on my mental state at the time.
Community service makes much more sense.
I’d make him do like 5 hours of CS for every year since the archeology site was inhabited, and 200 hours for every offence. The older the site, the more you have to work off. The more you deface, the more you work off.
I mean, those are just random numbers I pulled out of my ass but you get the idea.
Damn, one rock short of rescue!
“Apple assures users new iPhone with neural implant won’t take over their mind while asleep to be used for data collection and ads placed in dreams”
“Glock assures customers it’s new model of handgun’definitely will not shoot backwards at the person firing it’, more at 11”
Well if I wasn’t 100% sure that’s exactly what they do before, I am now.
I don’t use pesticides, but when my dogs start coming inside with ticks, I spray flea and tick killer in their fenced area. I imagine others probably do the same.
Hide a bin ladin or demon core in there and you’re good to go