Probably because overall, this app collection treats you like a machine in need of precise optimization and maintenance of everything including relaxation?

That’s what creeps ME out about it, at least 🤷

I am, yes, but I am nonetheless sincere.

As someone who became a fan of one of the most successful teams in history 4 years into a 30 year league title drought, I can easily empathize with being a supporter of a ridiculously underachieving team 😁

As such, I genuinely am happy for you to beat our mutual rivals. At least while not being anywhere near a threat to us like now 😉

Idunno, Chelsea fan who wished to be anonymous? 🤷

Congratulations and thanks for contributing to the City Calamity 😄

Did she have an ostrich sized barbie, though, ready to fry up some mortal wombat?

Yeah. Y’all Qaeda may have a different god than the Iranian regime, but how they want to treat women and minorities is basically identical.

Barbs. She got hooked on barbiturates earlier than her peers did.

Here you go

I’m no geologist, but I’m pretty sure that the whole botanic family is called “squash” 🤷

No, but once a year they do that thing where they try to hit a suspended ring with a stick from horseback. Like the training montage of A Knight’s Tale.

And Lesotho is of course just the original indigenous name for Peru

I record my movies in the suuun

Squash

Surprisingly, it’s Bulgarian.

True. You’ve never been to South Jutland, have you?

I can’t believe they said Chr*stian! That’s the name of the BDSM billionaire from 50 Shades of Horny Soccer Moms!

I saw your mom on Telegram. She says hi.

Did a bat post this or was it a dolphin?

That’s polo. Polio is that thing used for fishing. Not a net, the other one.