Just remember the 33 rules of zombie survival

Block of the Bockers; Return of the Blockings

Wash your dishes and slash your wrists in one easy step

Edible

…come to save the motherfucking day… Yeah!

5th

My ye old ass trait is to take sunglasses off when talking face to face with someone, looking people in the eyes creates a more connected conversation.

You know, the fruit… plastic… but thin… Great fibre /s