I work with SOAP for a legacy API

fucking kill me, I beg you

actually schizoposting before it was popular

NDT the goat of saying rly dumb shit but everyone thinks it’s somehow enlightening. he’s like Jaden smith but Twitter likes him

they’ve successfully pandered to you with an advertisement of literal empty words

yes but for me every day at work leaves me with no energy on a 9 to 5 so I’d rather have 4 no energy days than 5

this is something I didn’t expect would bother me until it did

growing up I thought “part time” hours meant you could just pick a set of hours and work but that’s “contract work” instead (don’t get me started on time sheets)

and so for full time in thought you get to pick your days or schedule or any, nope, all HR and company policy.

I’d work 4x10s if I could and have a nicer and longer weekend if I could

Is he breaking the frog wall

The conflict between seeing so many German users but also wanting more people on Lemmy altogether. Alright Germans… You win this time

“that could be me on the right if I sit in this desk 9 to 5 for the next 30 years” 🤡

I believe it’s because they hope a driver will pick it up for you. Those late night packages are delivered by contractors and they might just not pick yours on a whim probably depending on several factors.

;)

Reasons everywhere to leave reddit, Twitter and even YouTube (who we all probably thought they couldn’t ruin their reputation).

And yet the masses won’t. They care too much about bots inflating their follow numbers and people with a community don’t want to make an effort to keep it outside of the platform. Twitter is at its worst it’s ever been but that doesn’t seem to matter to anyone.

Idk I just don’t participate. I will die alone or meet someone organically and I know my odds and I’m content with it.

Don’t forget fetus deletus.

These kids really need more supervision.

I used to eat the crust but now as an older human the bread shreds my insides and I’ve noticed that not eating it helps.

Fair

All of you in this thread need to look up “FIFA scripted games”.

It’s not bad but I remember it getting worse over time before I eventually dropped it. If you watched the books you might stick around, but I didn’t.

Memories of using an air mattress are when sleeping over at friends places being drunk and hot and the stupid mattress wraps around me as I sink in it and my body heat just heats up the whole thing and I woke up all sweaty.

You could say I’m not a fan

I love to say this sassily and where it doesn’t fit just because “guh noo” sounds funny