This reminds me of a scene in the book Shogun where Blackthorne is asked something like “how could you possibly be excused for rebellion?”

“If you win”

I don’t want Trump to win! But he could probably weasel out of this mess by becoming president

I just got here. What’s going on?

Now this one brings me back to Digg and the Chive

Y’all are welcome over at thegarden.land we have a “growing” community

Totally. YouTube is barely scraping by these days. Them and all of Google. They’re riding the bus to work. They had to stop eating out. Poor almost richest company in the world. They NEED us to turn off as lockers or else they’ll have to shut the whole thing down

Well shucks! Y’all city slickers can come n join us at theGarden.land we just put the kettle on for ya

Upvoted even though I hate this comment

OMG you just changed my whole Lemmy experience thank you. That was totally the problem. I had to hold control and select Undetermined and Englsh