That’s the wide maniacal smile of someone who revels in the thought of carving you like a decorative soap.

Max has always been in the library.

They had been collected from various ISP provided modems and routers I’ve purchased over the years.

Plenty of porn stars wear crosses.

Many of us have this choice made for us.

Real poo for my sham friends.

To be fair, a lot of things can get you assaulted in Philly.