If an instance is just being slow I’ll hop on to one of my other accounts, let alone down. My client makes that easy to do.

User-driven load balancing!

It’s a pretty picture but oh do I hate spider webs.

I feel like a gigabyte of installation materials is probably a bit more than necessary.

I hate Pinterest links. I don’t even click if it looks like Pinterest. Might as well not exist.

Ed…

There are moments where it’s like playing a really good game from growing up but for the first time all over again.

Shitpost is the lifeblood. For the glory of the meme.

Hear yourself a-crackinn

Like an old kaa-zoo 🎵

“Did you move things?!”

Yup. My neighbor’s car is outside right now getting their daily parking ticket. They just pay them because they can afford it.

Y u do dis do mi?

Nice shot. Did you take this picture? What did you use?

I’m tired for paying for insurance that doesn’t do anything.

It’s like when I’ve finally gotten so ugly people can’t look away instead of trying not to look.

LabVIEW is largely visual and used to build production grade applications in engineering.

He isn’t just gaining. He’s closing the gap faster and faster.

I seem to be fortunate that both my last cable modem and my router have built-in options to turn off all LEDs, even the power LED, for aesthetics.