There there are the kind that are the crime, aka political assassins.

I knew one teacher that would drink one Code Red a day.

Another was addicted to Diet Coke. They stopped class to have someone deliver a case of it. They wouldn’t continue the lesson (it was an elementary school class in the computer lab) or let anyone touch the computers while they waited.

Are you dating a spreadsheet?

Aah… I didn’t notice that. But of course I wanted people to see the name as well.

This is from Low Quality Facts. https://mstdn.social/@lowqualityfacts

Is this Cold War II?