I mean, it’s called a “fake ad” but it’s basically just an ad. The punchline is “buy product”
I mean, it’s called a “fake ad” but it’s basically just an ad. The punchline is “buy product”
Yes, I think he would not call people names, he’d instead give lengthy explanations of their shortcomings and failings.
Pretty sure that’s not a direct quote.
That’s… Really passing the buck though.
Nothing is stopping corporations from doing The Right Thing right now except their own desire not for profit, but for maximized profit at all costs. Dare I say it, but if a company can’t make a profit without creating harm, it doesn’t deserve to make a profit.
It’s not just “they make products and services that people buy”, it’s that “they maximize their personal profit at the expense of people and the environment”.
It’s easy but reductive to blame consumers for consuming, when it’s worth noting that biodegradable packaging costs more than plastics that will never break down, so corporations will choose cheap plastic over environmentally friendly packaging 99.9% of the time.
The incentives are wrong. Instead of maximizing profit we need to ensure that profit is not maximized at the expense of sustainability, at the expense of pollution, and at the expense of the entire future of our planet.
Omg they raised the original price to create some puny “savings”? That’s scammy AF
But what happened to the narrator at the end?
Pffft, joke’s on you, I read that in less than 1 second
Oh, because I hadn’t upvoted it yet.
Is… Is this a true story?
I would be intrigued to see more angles
I reached out to The Guild of Restaurant Evaluators to ask, and they told me it was a trade secret. But then when I asked the Restaurant Evaluators Guild, they told me it’s for “legal” reasons. But they put “legal” in quotes. The Evaluators Agency told me it was because nobody trusts 21 year olds, but let’s face it, of the “big 3”, nobody trusts The Evaluators Agency compared to the other two.
Yup, it’s a little known secret of our economy that roughly 15% of the populace makes over $10,000 a month evaluating restaurants, aka, eating at them and filing reports.
Those reports are essential for us all, and I for one have been perpetually grateful for the knowledge I have gleaned from them.
Awwws
It’s mine too :)
Thanks, I think so too! That 14km hike was one of the most beautiful of my life
A picture I took from the heights of Pretty River Valley Provincial Park, Ontario, on a rainy Friday afternoon last August, as the clouds rolled across the sky and into the forest
Yes, I would accept getting paid $800 to pet a cat. I’d take less, but now that you made the offer I’ll just take that offer.
It’s okay, we’re just a little more anti-corporate on average than most. Various events that led many of us here have contributed to that. :)