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Congratulations. Tell you what, I’ll send you pictures next time I use a bidet.

I don’t think it is less effective. I tthink it is more efficient but isn’t perfect.

Your tight pants

I have. A bunch of times. They are in most of the hotel rooms I stay in.

Would you only use water or would you also wipe it, use soap as well?

Thanks. That’s a reasonable review. I hate that people claim bidets to be magic.

Only if you have a solid one. If your poo is sticky it leaves a smear and even high pressure water won’t shift, and that’s when you need a wipe.

There are people who always have super solid movements that don’t leave a trail. Many of us have a variety of textures that smear as they exit. A bidet removes the majority of it but never all, and wiping reveals what is left behind.

You still have to wipe though, right? Using just water to clean it off your arm would still leave a stain. You have to make contact to rub away what remains somehow.

I’ve used a few bidets and while it was fun and they did an ok job there was no soap involved and I still had to wipe. I don’t hate them, they make some sense, but a bidet is not magic.

My 3 kids all use iPhone and we have a bunch of chrome casts. The only practical way to avoid the ads in YTP.

Put words together into sentences that make me sound like a grown-up.

I have the same problem the other way around. When I use chrome it feels like I’m using a kids browser. Slightly cutesy with too many curvy bits. Sort of like the difference between Duplo (chrome) and Lego (Firefox). Basically the same thing, but also not.

I just realised that “ouroboros” is just “soroboruo” backwards.

I’m anti league, but in my view dota lives don’t matter either.

It is actually how my teenage daughter avoids calls with me, and only uses IM, when she is out with her friends.

I sort of knew about this but not the details. Reading that article shows just how far America has failed to come in 50 years.

I bet it is great requeef when it comes out!

Until we have physical, undeniable evidence it is all just words. But, the reason I talk out load when I’m alone is for the aliens who might be watching me. I want them to hear my explanations for why I’m worth visiting personally / why I’m reading memes and not building a star gate out a 7 toasters and a mountain bike.