I haven’t pooped for 2 days and I’m becoming concerned.
Edit: just pooped, all is well.
Cool, so you’ll stop giving Israel money and/or weapons, right?
Padme stares at Anakin
Right?
That’s not why you messed up.
With my own blood after I hit my head on the fan.
Anarchy is a great way to get taken over by another country. As far as I know, anyway, maybe I’m missing something.
Needs more parentheses.
Fuck Trump, fuck Biden, and fuck Netanyahu. And while we’re at it, fuck Putin and fuck Xi. Not a lot of decent people at the top these days.
I think if you sprinkle a little baking soda in there that could help with some of the more stubborn stains but vinegar alone works really well. I recently cleaned all the hard water stains off my sliding glass shower door with it.
Yeah, same
One of the beauties of living alone is I can jack off in any room of my house.
Suddenly yes I am
That’d be really cute if they put a can of wet food in the bottom left and treats/toys in the other slots.
He could show me his penis for $250,000. For another $50,000 I’ll show him mine.
Meat’s back on the menu, boys!
Idk I think the guy from Iran did it better
That fork is doing the best it can
I just realized I have absolutely no idea how strong turtles are.
Damn… Please post more.