Zombie movie beginning

Get her a CEO and she’ll shoot it

Yeah, I wasn’t totally sincere about the unfortunately part.

Sauron made the orcs. Saruman made the hyper-orcs apparently.

No, he was also an opthalmologist. He had an older brother that was supposed to take over the family despot business but who unfortunately died in a car accident.

cough cishets

Who the fuck is Brian Johnson?

Too human

Don’t eat the rich 🥺😉

Looks a bit like an ellert. In the last version of those from the mid-nineties they did 0-100 in about 3½ seconds. Company folded shortly after.

Artisanal, hand wrought electricity.

Get beta radiation and then put the electrons directly into the wires.

Much cheaper than giving a CEO a golden parachute

Grammy needs to lay off the synthol

Well, they were assassinating people in Europe before 2022. What makes Europe think Russia gives a damn about laws or basically anything?

Nope, because that wasn’t really a secret. You would have had to be very out of the loop to not know that in advance. But I saw Dune with a buddy and he was very “What?! It just ends there?”. Wrt Wicked, I saw the musical in London ages ago and was very surprised to hear that this is a two part movie (also known as a miniseries).

Wicked. It’s a prequel / slight overlap to the Wizard of Oz.

Apparently it’s a two part movie and the next half is next year. So maybe it does deserve 1 star.

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