Are you high? Who in their right mind thinks this is a good idea?

Ya I only exercise so I don’t get fat and die.

Seriously. I bought wireless earbuds for working out. They fit perfectly when dry, but if I’m not careful when working out they’ll get sweaty and slip out. This used to happen occasionally with wired ear buds too but at least there was a cable to keep them from falling on the floor. Anyone have suggestions?