Even better: get a soda keg, fill with water and charge with CO2. Seltzer on tap!

That ain’t it otherwise his arms would be deformed as well. Looks like his waist was shopped up to me… Also removing his right thumb.

Did they both exclusively eat McDonald’s?

His asshole

He probably already plays with AI, and if you were to listen in, it’d be painfully embarrassing.

My neighbor had a crazy old Montgomery Ward tiller, I’d guess from the late 60 or early 70s. I borrowed it once and decided to be nice and change the oil in it since I doubted he ever had. Could not for the life of me figure out how to drain the oil without flipping it over… It’s ran for this long on old oil, it’ll run for a bit longer!

That’s a fucking delicious 33 years.

Trump said this? Really? I cannot believe it, so out if character…

I was on the same bus!

My son (6 at the time) and I built this set a few years ago, using the LEGO app on his tablet for the instructions. After completing it, we were asked to do a survey about the set… Sure why not.

What was your favorite part about this build?

The butthole

That is indeed plank

As bad as this sounds, there’s no way the information trump shared is anywhere close to correct. Everything’s a big fish to him. How close can a US sub get to a Russian sub?

Lots of people are saying, you know, believe me that our beautiful perfect subs can, Subway is the greatest by the way. Not as good as McDonald’s but pretty good, our subs can grab the Russian subs by the shaft and they don’t even notice. Now we wouldn’t be able to do that if Obama had his way.