wile_e8@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoThe police arrested a demon last nightplus-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up177arrow-down11
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minus-squarewile_e8@lemmy.worldtoDad Jokes@lemmy.world•What has 5 toes but isn't your foot?linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoJust told this one to my son. Him: “I could have said Mom’s foot, or my sister’s foot, or anyone else’s foot!” Me: “But you didn’t.” linkfedilink
wile_e8@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years agoI went out to lunch yesterday and ate a kid's mealplus-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down10
arrow-up16arrow-down1message-squareI went out to lunch yesterday and ate a kid's mealplus-squarewile_e8@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square0fedilink
wile_e8@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-22 years agoWhat is the medical term doctors use for someone with too many dogs?plus-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down13
arrow-up10arrow-down1message-squareWhat is the medical term doctors use for someone with too many dogs?plus-squarewile_e8@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-22 years agomessage-square0fedilink
Just told this one to my son.
Him: “I could have said Mom’s foot, or my sister’s foot, or anyone else’s foot!”
Me: “But you didn’t.”