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Apparently “cotton” and “Mexican” are slurs

If it makes you feel any better that horse wasn’t the one that killed him

I watched it and it scares me only because of how many people didn’t notice or care that Biden was the only one saying anything of substance up there.

Monkey’s paw: your teeth would also be as sensitive as the head of a penis

But I can still keep the dinosaur, right?

I’m sorry your ice cream doesn’t have any sugar in it

Nice, very trochaic

If your girl wears a pickelhaube and united the German states, that’s not your girl

Yeah I’m on the edge of my seat here. I demand a refund.

That’s a good point, I literally just died

I’m pretty sure I’m going to have cancer from the soda can print fumes in 10 years

Normalize constructing an ominous orb completely out of obsidian and placing it in the San Francisco Bay.

Harambe’s death was the nexus connecting all timelines

I’ve found my people

Illuminati confirmed

has been eliminated

Glory to you… ^AND ^YOUR ^PASSWORD…

“ingenuity is kill”
“no”

And I will see my dream come alive at last