Why didn’t anyone tell me I look like a giant yellow ball with a face?

I plan to think about this way too hard next time I get baked.

I can still just barely remember the days when Pizza Hut was an actual restaurant where you could sit down to eat and while you waited for your pizza, you could play some arcade games. Society has lost its way.

Since when was it ever about providing solutions? That would assume any of them have the best interest of the people and the environment at heart.