• Captainvaqina@sh.itjust.works
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    6 months ago

    It is far superior and unmeasurably more efficient.

    Actually you can measure it, by the amount you save on shit tickets.

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      6 months ago

      Eh, different strokes for different butts. I don’t see how having a wet/moist ass is more efficient. I have one, and don’t use it unless I’m particularly interested…in extra cleanliness. It’s not for everyone.

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        6 months ago

        Yeah, and why take a shower when you can just pat yourself down with paper towel?

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          6 months ago

          Some of you bidet fans sound like you’re in a religion with all the proselytizing. You do you, just stop pretending that your way is magically superior.