MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months ago“Don’t worry honey, I got this”lemmy.todayimagemessage-square35fedilinkarrow-up1768arrow-down178
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minus-squaresnooggums@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up68arrow-down2·edit-26 months agoThis is me if I don’t write down the list. “It’s just 3 things!” “I’m gonna write it down anyway.” - me Forgets list at home.
minus-squareJoShmoe@ani.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·6 months agowrites down list on phone. accidentally sends bitter rival a grocery list
minus-squareWolfdadCigarette@threads.net@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up10·6 months ago“I’m so sorry, that woman over there just purchased all of our rice.“ She barely manages to wave above the overstuffed cart. “Alright, can you point me toward the quinoa?” “I’m so sorry, all we have left is barley. *gasp* my gluten allergy.
minus-squareFetus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·6 months agoWhat was the third thing on the list? I’m invested in your rivalry now.
minus-squareTheGoldenGod@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7arrow-down1·6 months agoExactly this. Most days I can’t even remember a simple list of 3 things at the grocery store… So I can’t fathom remembering even a portion of a debate speech.
minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·6 months agoRookie mistake. You always include “Grocery list” on your grocery list, so you don’t forget.
minus-squaresnooggums@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down1·6 months agoThat’s a good idea, I’ĺl leave myself a note to remember!
This is me if I don’t write down the list.
“It’s just 3 things!”
“I’m gonna write it down anyway.” - me
Forgets list at home.
writes down list on phone. accidentally sends bitter rival a grocery list
“I’m so sorry, that woman over there just purchased all of our rice.“ She barely manages to wave above the overstuffed cart.
“Alright, can you point me toward the quinoa?”
“I’m so sorry, all we have left is barley.
*gasp* my gluten allergy.
What was the third thing on the list? I’m invested in your rivalry now.
Exactly this. Most days I can’t even remember a simple list of 3 things at the grocery store… So I can’t fathom remembering even a portion of a debate speech.
Rookie mistake. You always include “Grocery list” on your grocery list, so you don’t forget.
That’s a good idea, I’ĺl leave myself a note to remember!