Maven (famous)@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months agoThe worst pick-up line I've ever gottenlemmy.zipimagemessage-square196fedilinkarrow-up11.14Karrow-down192
arrow-up11.05Karrow-down1imageThe worst pick-up line I've ever gottenlemmy.zipMaven (famous)@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months agomessage-square196fedilink
minus-squaresexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up53·5 months agoI can get my dick sucked every few hours all week. Caveat: by men Plot twist: I’m bi Double twist: I’m married Final twist: I’m lying
minus-squaresaltesc@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up25·5 months agoI knew it! You do the dick sucking.
minus-squareCort@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down1·5 months agoSexual_tomato doesn’t sound like the name of someone flexible enough to do that
minus-squareKusimulkku@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·5 months agoWhy not? It’s Sexual_tomato not Sexual_comatose
I can get my dick sucked every few hours all week.
Caveat: by men
Plot twist: I’m bi
Double twist: I’m married
Final twist: I’m lying
I knew it! You do the dick sucking.
Sexual_tomato doesn’t sound like the name of someone flexible enough to do that
Why not? It’s Sexual_tomato not Sexual_comatose