irreticent@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months agoEVIL GUYlemmy.worldimagemessage-square9fedilinkarrow-up1432arrow-down119file-text
arrow-up1413arrow-down1imageEVIL GUYlemmy.worldirreticent@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months agomessage-square9fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareThe25002@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up39arrow-down1·5 months agoOld lady comes up and says “Hero, can you help rescue my cat from that tree?” I’ll do it, and I’ll do it for free! I’ll do it, but you better pay me. If you don’t get out of my way right now I’m going to shotgun you in the face.
minus-squareWolfdadCigarette@threads.net@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down23·5 months agoSame but you’re role playing as The Mountain that rides: you sure you want to read this? You sick animal, how dare you attempt to read gilf rape smut? Think about what you’ve done.
minus-squareSidhean@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·5 months agoAre you okay? Wrong community, maybe?
minus-squareWolfdadCigarette@threads.net@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0arrow-down6·5 months agoI’m perfectly fine. The people who knowingly attempted to read a fanfic about violating an elderly woman and grew upset at its withholding, on the other hand…
minus-squareSidhean@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·5 months ago“Knowingly” my partner in Christ I thought you were having a stroke. Fucking rape man? What the fuck is wrong with you.
minus-squareWolfdadCigarette@threads.net@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0arrow-down5·5 months agoLemmy’s literacy level: below high school. Jesus fucking Christ.
minus-squareFlihpFlorp@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·5 months agoYeah that kinda came out of nowhere so either trolling or… I don’t know what else
Old lady comes up and says “Hero, can you help rescue my cat from that tree?”
I’ll do it, and I’ll do it for free!
I’ll do it, but you better pay me.
If you don’t get out of my way right now I’m going to shotgun you in the face.
Same but you’re role playing as The Mountain that rides:
you sure you want to read this?
You sick animal, how dare you attempt to read gilf rape smut? Think about what you’ve done.
Are you okay? Wrong community, maybe?
I’m perfectly fine. The people who knowingly attempted to read a fanfic about violating an elderly woman and grew upset at its withholding, on the other hand…
“Knowingly” my partner in Christ I thought you were having a stroke. Fucking rape man? What the fuck is wrong with you.
Lemmy’s literacy level: below high school. Jesus fucking Christ.
Yeah that kinda came out of nowhere so either trolling or… I don’t know what else