Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 17 days agoNo need to boil the oceanslrpnk.netimagemessage-square114fedilinkarrow-up1820arrow-down13
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minus-squarer00ty@kbin.lifelinkfedilinkarrow-up61·17 days agoI mean, you say that. But I think there’s money to be made here. If we just create a new name for pasteurisation processes and market it as “that thing” raw milk. Of course with a 200% markup. Free money!
minus-squareTheLowestStone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up20·17 days agoSlow cooked raw milk now 100% less raw.
minus-squareScratch@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·17 days agoMilk cooked low and slow until it falls off the bone.
minus-squarem_f@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·17 days agoLike that bit in Parks & Rec where people are scared of flouride in the drinking water, so they rebrand it as H₂Flow and everyone loves it. There’s truth to that quote of “A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it”
I mean, you say that. But I think there’s money to be made here. If we just create a new name for pasteurisation processes and market it as “that thing” raw milk. Of course with a 200% markup. Free money!
Pressure cooker sales to the moon!
✨Pressure Purified✨ raw milk
Slow cooked raw milk now 100% less raw.
Milk cooked low and slow until it falls off the bone.
Like that bit in Parks & Rec where people are scared of flouride in the drinking water, so they rebrand it as H₂Flow and everyone loves it.
There’s truth to that quote of “A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it”