The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 days agoDeal-breakerlemmy.worldimagemessage-square27fedilinkarrow-up1679arrow-down16
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minus-squarefunkless_eck@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up75·11 days agoI remember a girl telling me once of an experience with a guy for whom it was his first time, and to ease his nerves he kept doing family guy quotes and impressions. Since hearing that story I’ve never felt inadequate in bed.
minus-squaregnutrino@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13arrow-down1·11 days ago family guy quotes and impressions. Just so long as he didn’t do an impression of Stewie seeing a vagina for the first time…
minus-squareEmpricorn@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·11 days agoLook, she still had a good time, all right!?
minus-squarecobalt32@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·9 days agoI have a friend who did this exact same thing his first time. Maybe it’s more common than one might think. By chance, is the girl’s name Ivy?
minus-squarefunkless_eck@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·9 days agoNo, I think Sarah. This was in the MySpace days tho
minus-squareIheartcheese@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·9 days agoHe’s been boning his way across the country feeding girls this first time story
I remember a girl telling me once of an experience with a guy for whom it was his first time, and to ease his nerves he kept doing family guy quotes and impressions.
Since hearing that story I’ve never felt inadequate in bed.
Just so long as he didn’t do an impression of Stewie seeing a vagina for the first time…
Look, she still had a good time, all right!?
I have a friend who did this exact same thing his first time. Maybe it’s more common than one might think.
By chance, is the girl’s name Ivy?
No, I think Sarah. This was in the MySpace days tho
He’s been boning his way across the country feeding girls this first time story