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minus-squarefebra@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up47·9 days agoYeah I’ll just take a small loan of 20 million dollars from my normal worker parents…
minus-squareOmegaLemmy@discuss.onlinelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 days agoWhere do you even get a loan for just a million?
minus-squareGrumpyDuckling@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-29 days agoProbably not out of line for a house these days. You can borrow the down payment from your boomer parents if they take out a heloc on their house. Payments are going to be a bitch at about $10k per month though with insurance and taxes lumped into escrow.
minus-squaremojofrododojo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·9 days agoI love the idea of a bunch of rando’s purchasing LNG shipping and just thinking… step one, done… step two, profit! it’s so fantastically complex it’s hilarious
minus-squareEheran@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·edit-29 days agoStep 1: Buy LNG tanker Step 2: Step 3: Profit
minus-squareluciferofastora@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up7·9 days agoAnd then draw the rest of the fucking owl
Yeah I’ll just take a small loan of 20 million dollars from my normal worker parents…
Where do you even get a loan for just a million?
Probably not out of line for a house these days. You can borrow the down payment from your boomer parents if they take out a heloc on their house.
Payments are going to be a bitch at about $10k per month though with insurance and taxes lumped into escrow.
man starting a business is hard
I love the idea of a bunch of rando’s purchasing LNG shipping and just thinking… step one, done… step two, profit!
it’s so fantastically complex it’s hilarious
Step 1: Buy LNG tanker
Step 2:
Step 3: Profit
And then draw the rest of the fucking owl