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minus-squareDiva (she/her)@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up54·9 days agoFor some reason the bank won’t let me take out an 8 figure loan to start my international piracy business. I’ll be starting up a gofundme.
minus-squareLifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·9 days agoAll you need to do is find a stretchy guy made of rubber
minus-squareRob T Firefly@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down1·9 days agoYou’ve got to stare hard at the bank manager and say, “look at me. I’m the borrower now.”
For some reason the bank won’t let me take out an 8 figure loan to start my international piracy business. I’ll be starting up a gofundme.
All you need to do is find a stretchy guy made of rubber
You’ve got to stare hard at the bank manager and say, “look at me. I’m the borrower now.”