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minus-squareCaptain Aggravated@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·9 days ago“To activate your product, call 1800-ACT-VATE” Okay…dial dial dial ringing ringing ringing… Thank you for calling Product Company. Para espanol, marue nueve. For sales, press one. For billing, press two. To make a payment, press three. For warranty support, press four. For sponsorships and media inquiries, press five." Uhhhh…four?
“To activate your product, call 1800-ACT-VATE” Okay…dial dial dial ringing ringing ringing…
Thank you for calling Product Company. Para espanol, marue nueve. For sales, press one. For billing, press two. To make a payment, press three. For warranty support, press four. For sponsorships and media inquiries, press five."
Uhhhh…four?